the vacation


A husband and wife are vacationing at a resort. At the bar, the husband spots an attractive woman.

“Do you think she’s a model?” he asks.

“No, she’s not pretty enough,” she replies.

“But she’s so skinny.”

“Young girls tend to be.”

Later, they see the woman again at the lobby. Wearing a bikini and nothing much else. The husband gestures at the wife to look at the woman. As she’s looking, he pulls her hand to his crotch. He has an erection.

The woman lingers in their minds for the rest of the vacation. Neither mention the woman again.